February 23, 2010

Doofus for sale

Arnold
Age: 32

* Ranked No. 6 in the country by Big Doofus Magazine
* Won the Forehead Award and "Runniest Nose" at 2009 Facies
* Favorite song: I Gotta Pee, by The Dekimo Trio
* One ate a box of paper clips (October, 2003)


$35 or best offer
Carolyn 555-8003

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