February 15, 2010

Letter from the editor

The Bobby's second birthday party, "Birth of Broccoli Dog", is coming up in a few months. This year, anyone wishing to donate a grandperson or rabid raccoon/squirrel to jump out of a cake must first fill out the proper forms and pass a simple nostril-depth test.

Also, please stop mailing used dental floss as the contest ended in January.

- Derwood Morris

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