Paul
Special skills:
* Award-winning cloaca (2004 & 2006 Feathers)
* Can eat 30 WPM (worms per minute)
* Starred in the 2005 reality television show Sparrow House
Rental price: $17/hour
Herman 555-4661
"I sold my toaster in less than a day by advertising with the Bobby. Though, I must admit, I miss toast." -- Melanie Garrison
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