April 27, 2011

Child for sale

Age: 9

Pluses: Gives Indian burns at a 4th grade level; got 76% on recent math test
Minuses: Picks other children's noses and eats whatever he finds
Best friend: Miles (magic penguin who lives in the fireplace)
Mortal enemy: Grandpa Wally
Claim to fame: Won 3rd place at 2009 Mashed Potato Sculpture Nationals
Secret shame: Can't multiple one times anything

$300 or best offer
Claire & Brendon 555-7191

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