March 28, 2011


Psychiatrist for hire

"Let's slice a piece of crazy out of your forearm"

* The voices inside your wrist watch
* "I hate my daughter's cursive 'r'"
* Extension cord tattoo regret
* Excessive air pinching
* Fear of talking envelopes
* "I make beef stew, then I pour it into my slippers"

Call for rates and availability
Candace 555-8179

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