Psychiatrist for hire
"Let's slice a piece of crazy out of your forearm"
* The voices inside your wrist watch
* Fear of drawings of worms
* "I hate my daughter's cursive 'r'"
* Extension cord tattoo regret
* Excessive air pinching
* Fear of talking envelopes
* "I make beef stew, then I pour it into my slippers"
Call for rates and availability
Candace 555-8179
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