December 25, 2010

Christmas Personal Ads

MEN SEEKING WOMEN


I've got a ton of mistletoe to eat.

Call me.

Ron box 81902


Snowman-building contest participant (1974-1995); won the '77 and '84 Frostys. I'm now a celebrity judge, so, plenty of perks. Voted "tallest" in high school yearbook (June, 1972).

Alan box 80444


WOMEN SEEKING MEN


SBF, age 36. Just looking for a man to go with me to an office Christmas party so I don't have to go with my grandpa Merle again.

Turn ons: real talk about envelopes.

Judy box 63436


OTHER


Tall, green tree. Fake.

Gary box 29910

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