January 15, 2012

For sale

I've received a number of ransom notes over the years and I'm finally selling some of my most valuable at bargain prices.

- "I have your mailbox flag"
- "I ran out of letters. Leave three magazines at 417 Hickory"
- "We have your napkin. Meet by the dock, 9:00 p.m."
- "Give me back my ransom note"

Call for pricing list
Max 555-8710

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