I've received a number of ransom notes over the years and I'm finally selling some of my most valuable at bargain prices.
-"Bring to the place all your salami in unmarked, non-consecutive pieces of rye"
-"I have your mailbox flag"
-"I ran out of letters. Leave three magazines at 417 Hickory"
-"We have your napkin. If you ever want to get that spicy mustard from the corner of your mouth, meet by the dock, 9:00 p.m."
-"Give me back my ransom note"
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Max 555-8710
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