February 21, 2011

Personal ads

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

SWM, age 34. Looking for a woman who doesn't have a problem with a man who owns and has named over 400 salamanders.

Eric box 67709


Let's make a you and her sandwich. You bring her, I'll bring the giant tomatoes.

Brent box 88226


I need a ride to the worm store.

Elroy box 05598


WOMEN SEEKING MEN

I've had several relationships end in Dollar Hut parking lots. Looking for a man who doesn't work at Dollar Hut.

Tamika box 40402


SBF, age 42. Let's get together and start a family (of chipmunks).

Brianna box 33757


I have my ex-husband's name tattooed on my body. His name is Vince.

Looking for a man named Vince or Vincent.

Beverly box 71222



OTHER

Single, white refrigerator. Empty.

Gary box 11708

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