February 16, 2011

Services

Psychiatrist for hire

"Tell me where the crazy hurts"


* The voices underneath your eyebrows
* "I can't find a second use for toothpaste"
* Hot dog bun tattoo regret
* Giant spoons invade Soup City
* Fear of drawings of cockroaches
* "I make cheese dip and then I pour it into my backpack"


Call for rates and availability
Debbie 555-7007

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