March 15, 2011

Police Report

Wilbert Early
Age: 33
Pants: Light brown chorduroy

March 14 - Mr. Early was arrested when he violated his restraining order and came within 500 feet of a giraffe costume.

Previous arrests:

January, 2004 - Possession of over 100 shampoo-filled envelopes with intent to distribute.

March, 1995 - Arrested for refusing to remove his banana peel head dress and mumu in a government building. He was also charged with not exiting his wheelbarrow in a timely manner.

Bail: $24

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