August 3, 2011

Services

Furm, Ledner & Kappola
Law Offices

"Putting the 'aw' and 'fic' back in 'law offices' since 1996."


Specializing in:

* Anthillnapping
* Following too closely to a pigeon while juggling bars of soap
* Impersonating a police radar detector
* S.U.I. (Shlubbering under the influence)
* Receiving stolen eggplant
* Shouting profanity at a box of cereal while wearing a kangaroo costume


Call for rates and availability
555-0018

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