August 8, 2011


Handy man for hire

I can handle a wide variety of odd jobs, including:

* Directions to your mailbox
* Introducing crayons to other crayons
* Giving your toothbrush the right name
* "I can fit an an entire cantaloupe in my mouth"
* Leaf eating contest judge
* Gluing things to infants
* 50 other uses for mashed potatoes

Call for rates and availability
Steve 555-8818

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