April 10, 2012


I provide all kinds of odd jobs

- Goldfish tutor
- Insulting dining room furniture
- Snore critic
- Directions to the front lawn
- "I can fit an entire desk lamp in my mouth"
- Clapping Olympics coach
- Sandpaper eating contest judge
- Introducing grapes to other grapes

Call for rates
Danny 555-3400

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