For sale

I've been sent a number of ransom notes over the past few months and I'd like to move them for the right price. Great deals available.


"Bring me all your shampoo"
"I have the door to your mailbox"
"I have one of your front steps"
"I made this ransom note with your glue stick. Return the letter, unharmed, if you ever want to see your glue stick again"
"Bring me all your mayonnaise packets"
"We have your tissue. If you ever want to blow your nose again, meet me underneath the bridge at 7:30 a.m. You know which bridge I'm talking about"

"Don't even think about finishing that crossword puzzle"


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