Handy-man for hire
I can perform a variety of odd jobs, including:
* Shouting insults at dripping tap water
* "Let's run over to that man and chew on his ankles"
* Pointing at clocks and revealing 1. the time of day 2 the time of day in a few seconds
* Making envelopes out of pieces of pizza/later: mailing things
Call for rates and availability
Shakeem 555-8118
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