February 17, 2012


Advice lady for hire

* Don't pressure wash your driveway with nacho cheese
* Bringing sand bags into the bath tub
* Goldfish don't eat raisins
* Don't put onions in your chocolate milk
* A highway on-ramp is no place to try and sell your socks
* You can't take a ice cube shooter to a gun fight
* There's no reason to give names to each individual tissue in the box
* A carpet sample is not a pet
* I swallowed several pen caps: what do I do now?

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