March 13, 2012


Handy man for hire

I can do a variety of odd jobs, including:

* Personal sneezer
* Don't settle for the wrong ice cube
* Ant calls
* Bandaid-eating contest judge
* "Let's rush over to that elderly man and pull his hair"
* Homemade boats made out of old slippers: Q&A
* What is biting my foot?

Call for hourly rates
Marty  555-9223

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