Psychiatrist for hire
* Wearing football shoulder pads in the shower
* Pointing battles on grocery aisles: keeping it real
* Blank notebook paper tattoo regret
* "When eating salad, I give names to the croutons"
* Excessive air saxophone
* Fear of talking cookie dough
* Shouting at living room furniture
* "I'm nervous around hot dog buns"
Call for rates and availability
Diane 555-6371
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