Handy-man for hire
I provide a number of odd jobs, including:
* Personal shrugger
* Waving at falling snowflakes/raindrops
* Flip flops 101
* Dishwashing detergent taster
* "Let's roller skate over to that guy and lick his elbows"
* Shouting insults at ceiling fans
* Apricot pit appraiser
Call for rates and availability
Irwin 555-0382
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