January 4, 2013


Handy man for hire

"Yes, I can do that!"

* Giving first names to individual hairs on your head
* Plastic bag eating contest judge and/or public address announcer
* Wearing shin guards & elbow pads into the shower
* Light switches for dummies
* Making envelopes out of toupees/mailing things
* "I can fit an entire salad bowl in my mouth"
* Pointing Olympics coach

Call for prices and availability
Xavier  555-8118

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