July 4, 2013


Need money for the toll?

I'm working at booth #8 at the toll on the eastbound Kaynesport Expressway, and I've got several dollars in quarters available for trade to the right motorist.

I will not accept the following items in trade:

- Old toll booth receipts
- Pieces of your car's upholstery
- A thumbs-up, no matter how many thumbs for however many seconds

** Offer available to ladies' 18-to-24 only **

Dante  555-8443

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