November 1, 2013


Professional pointer for hire

"Give me something to point at."

* Over 15 years experience
* Once pointed at a corn crop for seven minutes, 40 seconds, (national record)
* Appeared as an extra on the infomercial Pointing Out Of Windows With Wendy

Call for prices and availability
Olivia  555-4778

** Coming winter, 2013: pointing at falling snow **

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