March 17, 2014

For sale

I'm selling most of my New Years resolutions. They didn't work for me, maybe they could for you.

* Don't call back Eric until he calls you
* Go through a drive-thru line wearing a giraffe mask
* Point at rain more
* Teach long division to a cocker spaniel
* Get 100 signatures on your Let Ice Cubes Marry petition
* Fall in love with a postage stamp
* Play an entire game of pick-up basketball while chewing on a tree branch

Call for pricing list
Julius  555-0119

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