Used perfumes/colognes
* Animosity by Dirk Callaway
* Sauerkraut
* Spinach by Melvin Shane
* Verfaulen Rengenwurm
$10 each
Bob 555-2323
February 9, 2011
For sale
T-shirts
- "Check Book Keepers-Arena Tour 2006"
- "I Was Wheelbarrowed Out Of Callahans Bar & Grill"
- Blue w/Russian dressing stain
- "Shampoo! The Musical: Live at Plumptin Hall"
- "Hiccup Fest '83"
$6 each
Bryson 555-6100
- "Check Book Keepers-Arena Tour 2006"
- "I Was Wheelbarrowed Out Of Callahans Bar & Grill"
- Blue w/Russian dressing stain
- "Shampoo! The Musical: Live at Plumptin Hall"
- "Hiccup Fest '83"
$6 each
Bryson 555-6100
Obituary
Dorothy Baines
1908-2011
Well, the old nut finally died. Dorothy was one of the original members of the air guitar quartet Finger Lickin and formed the political activist group S.O.P. (Separation of Owl and Pasta). She died doing what she loved: shouting at a toll booth operator. Funeral services are set for February 10 at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Holy Bowling! for league night.
1908-2011
Well, the old nut finally died. Dorothy was one of the original members of the air guitar quartet Finger Lickin and formed the political activist group S.O.P. (Separation of Owl and Pasta). She died doing what she loved: shouting at a toll booth operator. Funeral services are set for February 10 at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Holy Bowling! for league night.
February 8, 2011
For sale
Artichokes
* Used in the filming of Peggy Cliff's 2009 music video ArtichOK
$10 each or both for $15
Lunch! Records 555-4301
* Used in the filming of Peggy Cliff's 2009 music video ArtichOK
$10 each or both for $15
Lunch! Records 555-4301
February 7, 2011
Meetings Posted
Meetings at Kaynesport Hall - Annex B
The People Under Andrea Fleming's Stairs
* Field trip to the boiler room moved to March 7
Fake Sneezer's Anonymous
* Meeting moved to February 9
Lettuce War Recreation Society
* February 10 rehearsal canceled
Wheelbarrow Basketball
* Team 6 practice moved to February 8 at 6:00 p.m.
To post a meeting call 555-4401
The People Under Andrea Fleming's Stairs
* Field trip to the boiler room moved to March 7
Fake Sneezer's Anonymous
* Meeting moved to February 9
Lettuce War Recreation Society
* February 10 rehearsal canceled
Wheelbarrow Basketball
* Team 6 practice moved to February 8 at 6:00 p.m.
To post a meeting call 555-4401
February 6, 2011
Services
Iguana for hire
Vince
Age: 5
* 22-inch tail
* Star of 2008 documentary Waiter, There's an Iguana in my Soup! - The Closing of Rosita's
* Great listener/biter
$25/hour
555-3531
Vince
Age: 5
* 22-inch tail
* Star of 2008 documentary Waiter, There's an Iguana in my Soup! - The Closing of Rosita's
* Great listener/biter
$25/hour
555-3531
February 5, 2011
February 4, 2011
February 3, 2011
February 2, 2011
Services
Nedford, Sally & Polo
Attorneys at Law
* Felony pick-and-run
* Impersonating a police car
* Wrongful slipper massaging
* Shampoo custody
* I.C.I.U.I. (ice cube insulting under the influence)
* Resisting Ernests
Call for rates and availability
555-3019
Attorneys at Law
* Felony pick-and-run
* Impersonating a police car
* Wrongful slipper massaging
* Shampoo custody
* I.C.I.U.I. (ice cube insulting under the influence)
* Resisting Ernests
Call for rates and availability
555-3019
Openings
Dennis Office Opening
"You've trialed the otters, now trial the best!"
- Calvary filmings
- Winston teeths
- Bowlers
** Free fross **
48 Delwood Ave, Kaynesport
"You've trialed the otters, now trial the best!"
- Calvary filmings
- Winston teeths
- Bowlers
** Free fross **
48 Delwood Ave, Kaynesport
February 1, 2011
Meetings
Pete & Pete Pizza
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Rubber bands are not a topping
* 'Dough conditioner' has nothing to do with pouring things into a customer's hair and scrubbing
* The birthday song does not include the phrase "bunch of losers"
February 2, 1:00 p.m.
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Rubber bands are not a topping
* 'Dough conditioner' has nothing to do with pouring things into a customer's hair and scrubbing
* The birthday song does not include the phrase "bunch of losers"
February 2, 1:00 p.m.
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