Roof
* Grayish-black
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show We're Living on the Roof!
$700 or the equivalent in chimney
Nathaniel & Kiesha 555-8724
October 13, 2011
October 12, 2011
For sale
Two tickets to Kaynesport Renegades semi-pro fall baseball
* October 27 game vs. Plumptin Bluejays
* Free with purchase: envelope the tickets came in
$12
Hank 555-1819
* October 27 game vs. Plumptin Bluejays
* Free with purchase: envelope the tickets came in
$12
Hank 555-1819
October 11, 2011
For sale
Used books
* Idiot's Guide to the Spoon - Charlene Hummel
* Portrait of a Wine Stain as a Young Grape - Arthur Clemons
* Devil Wears Elbow Pads - Claire Medlen
* Stop Signs for Dummies - Chocolate House Publishing
$4 each
Linda 555-3401
* Idiot's Guide to the Spoon - Charlene Hummel
* Portrait of a Wine Stain as a Young Grape - Arthur Clemons
* Devil Wears Elbow Pads - Claire Medlen
* Stop Signs for Dummies - Chocolate House Publishing
$4 each
Linda 555-3401
October 10, 2011
October 9, 2011
Missing
Pigeon
* Percy
* Last seen Saturday at the train station, finishing a cigarette butt
East Kaynesport Magicians LLC
555-7449
* Percy
* Last seen Saturday at the train station, finishing a cigarette butt
East Kaynesport Magicians LLC
555-7449
October 8, 2011
For sale
Chair
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Chair Fights: Baltimore
$8
Barry 555-3447
** Hurry, several people named Henry are interested **
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Chair Fights: Baltimore
$8
Barry 555-3447
** Hurry, several people named Henry are interested **
October 7, 2011
Meetings
Beefy's Fast Food Hut - Store #62
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Making the customers do five sets of push ups to receive their change was not on the training video
* The 'french fry in my nose' joke at the cash registers is no longer funny
* Meet our new assistant manager in charge of troubled looks, Dorothy Bainbridge
October 10, 3:30 p.m.
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Making the customers do five sets of push ups to receive their change was not on the training video
* The 'french fry in my nose' joke at the cash registers is no longer funny
* Meet our new assistant manager in charge of troubled looks, Dorothy Bainbridge
October 10, 3:30 p.m.
October 6, 2011
For sale
Bologna sandwich
* Perfect for the sandwich eater in your life
* Extra piece of lettuce sold separately
* Interesting trades for photographs of bologna sandwiches considered
$2
Paul 555-4002
* Perfect for the sandwich eater in your life
* Extra piece of lettuce sold separately
* Interesting trades for photographs of bologna sandwiches considered
$2
Paul 555-4002
October 5, 2011
Services
Psychiatrist for hire
* Jellypantsphobia (fear of a clothed jellyfish)
* Embellishing how often my goldfish speaks
* Whistling battles in bank lines: keeping it real
* Giant mailboxes invade Front Lawn City
* Bottom of foot piercing regret
* "I cook pounds of jasmine rice, pour it into the bathtub and bathe in it"
* Excessive zippering
Call for rates and availability
Claire 555-6643
* Jellypantsphobia (fear of a clothed jellyfish)
* Embellishing how often my goldfish speaks
* Whistling battles in bank lines: keeping it real
* Giant mailboxes invade Front Lawn City
* Bottom of foot piercing regret
* "I cook pounds of jasmine rice, pour it into the bathtub and bathe in it"
* Excessive zippering
Call for rates and availability
Claire 555-6643
October 4, 2011
October 3, 2011
Services
Professional pointer for hire
"I'll point at anything"
* Fully-licensed
* Over 40 years of pointing experience
* Once pointed at a building for over 15 minutes 22 seconds (national record)
* Assistant manager in charge of pointing at Beefy's Fast Food Hut #344 (May, 2006-December, 2008)
Call for pricing list
Jill 555-7990
** Now pointing at broken-down vehicles **
"I'll point at anything"
* Fully-licensed
* Over 40 years of pointing experience
* Once pointed at a building for over 15 minutes 22 seconds (national record)
* Assistant manager in charge of pointing at Beefy's Fast Food Hut #344 (May, 2006-December, 2008)
Call for pricing list
Jill 555-7990
** Now pointing at broken-down vehicles **
October 2, 2011
Meetings
A Novel Concept book club
October meeting
Books to discuss:
* Turkey Sandwich, Interrupted - Gail Clemens
* The Girl With the Vacuum Cleaner Tattoo - Elliot Shane
* Idiot's Guide to the Faucet - Ed. Samantha Horn
* History of North American Mud Fights - Chocolate House Publishing
October 4, 7:00 p.m. at Ned & Danita's apartment
October meeting
Books to discuss:
* Turkey Sandwich, Interrupted - Gail Clemens
* The Girl With the Vacuum Cleaner Tattoo - Elliot Shane
* Idiot's Guide to the Faucet - Ed. Samantha Horn
* History of North American Mud Fights - Chocolate House Publishing
October 4, 7:00 p.m. at Ned & Danita's apartment
October 1, 2011
For rent
Basketball goal
* Must provide own net
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Basketball Statistician's Wives
* Wasp nest on rear side of backboard
* Youth player with terrible jump shot and chicken legs (Randal Jr.) free with rental agreement
$25/hour
Randal & Beverly 555-3391
* Must provide own net
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Basketball Statistician's Wives
* Wasp nest on rear side of backboard
* Youth player with terrible jump shot and chicken legs (Randal Jr.) free with rental agreement
$25/hour
Randal & Beverly 555-3391
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