Need to open a shower curtain?
Joe Maglio 555-9995
October 20, 2011
October 19, 2011
Meetings
Kaynesport High Homecoming Dance
Committee meeting
On the agenda:
* Note to the guys: please put on your cummerbund after your underwear and pants
* Piggy back rides to and from the gym begin at 5:30 p.m. the day of the dance
* The theme 'under the sea' should not be taken literally
October 21, 1:00 p.m. in the media center
Committee meeting
On the agenda:
* Note to the guys: please put on your cummerbund after your underwear and pants
* Piggy back rides to and from the gym begin at 5:30 p.m. the day of the dance
* The theme 'under the sea' should not be taken literally
October 21, 1:00 p.m. in the media center
October 18, 2011
October 17, 2011
For sale
Domain names
www.grassclumpfights.wordpress.com/2010_etleyvschambers
www.filmscriptmania.rtf/breakfastwasspilledontiffany
www.ploopcollege.edu/oncampussearch_pigeonnests
www.whatsinmybellybutton.wordpress.com
www.firetollboothoperatorchris.com
www.plumptincountyeatingcontests.blogspot.com/1997/postagestamp
www.derwoodcollege.edu/intercollegiateathletics/3rdgradertoss
www.wheatbreadivesneezedon.blogspot.com
$10 each
Terry 555-8810
www.grassclumpfights.wordpress.com/2010_etleyvschambers
www.filmscriptmania.rtf/breakfastwasspilledontiffany
www.ploopcollege.edu/oncampussearch_pigeonnests
www.whatsinmybellybutton.wordpress.com
www.firetollboothoperatorchris.com
www.plumptincountyeatingcontests.blogspot.com/1997/postagestamp
www.derwoodcollege.edu/intercollegiateathletics/3rdgradertoss
www.wheatbreadivesneezedon.blogspot.com
$10 each
Terry 555-8810
October 16, 2011
For sale
Reality TV on DVD
* Basketball Usher Wives - Complete series w/deleted scenes
* Watch me Drink Toilet Bowl Cleaner - Final season
* Ant Farm Swap - Season 3
$10 each
Sandra 555-4419
* Basketball Usher Wives - Complete series w/deleted scenes
* Watch me Drink Toilet Bowl Cleaner - Final season
* Ant Farm Swap - Season 3
$10 each
Sandra 555-4419
October 15, 2011
Item found
Grape
[photo aged 11 minutes]
* Green
* Doesn't answer to Randy or Randal
* He mostly sits on the carpet underneath the coffee table and keeps to himself. Seems homesick.
Keandre 555-3939
* Green
* Doesn't answer to Randy or Randal
* He mostly sits on the carpet underneath the coffee table and keeps to himself. Seems homesick.
Keandre 555-3939
October 14, 2011
Meetings
Friends of Sam Janford
October meeting
Items to discuss:
* Sam's new bicycle shorts: Q&A
* Apologizing to Jan Sanford for the surprise 'birthday kidnapping' and returning him to his calligraphy class
* Our field trip to the tool shed in Sam's backyard has been moved to December 9
October 17, 2:00 p.m. at Ben & Hillary's condo
October meeting
Items to discuss:
* Sam's new bicycle shorts: Q&A
* Apologizing to Jan Sanford for the surprise 'birthday kidnapping' and returning him to his calligraphy class
* Our field trip to the tool shed in Sam's backyard has been moved to December 9
October 17, 2:00 p.m. at Ben & Hillary's condo
October 13, 2011
For sale
Roof
* Grayish-black
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show We're Living on the Roof!
$700 or the equivalent in chimney
Nathaniel & Kiesha 555-8724
* Grayish-black
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show We're Living on the Roof!
$700 or the equivalent in chimney
Nathaniel & Kiesha 555-8724
October 12, 2011
For sale
Two tickets to Kaynesport Renegades semi-pro fall baseball
* October 27 game vs. Plumptin Bluejays
* Free with purchase: envelope the tickets came in
$12
Hank 555-1819
* October 27 game vs. Plumptin Bluejays
* Free with purchase: envelope the tickets came in
$12
Hank 555-1819
October 11, 2011
For sale
Used books
* Idiot's Guide to the Spoon - Charlene Hummel
* Portrait of a Wine Stain as a Young Grape - Arthur Clemons
* Devil Wears Elbow Pads - Claire Medlen
* Stop Signs for Dummies - Chocolate House Publishing
$4 each
Linda 555-3401
* Idiot's Guide to the Spoon - Charlene Hummel
* Portrait of a Wine Stain as a Young Grape - Arthur Clemons
* Devil Wears Elbow Pads - Claire Medlen
* Stop Signs for Dummies - Chocolate House Publishing
$4 each
Linda 555-3401
October 10, 2011
October 9, 2011
Missing
Pigeon
* Percy
* Last seen Saturday at the train station, finishing a cigarette butt
East Kaynesport Magicians LLC
555-7449
* Percy
* Last seen Saturday at the train station, finishing a cigarette butt
East Kaynesport Magicians LLC
555-7449
October 8, 2011
For sale
Chair
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Chair Fights: Baltimore
$8
Barry 555-3447
** Hurry, several people named Henry are interested **
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Chair Fights: Baltimore
$8
Barry 555-3447
** Hurry, several people named Henry are interested **
October 7, 2011
Meetings
Beefy's Fast Food Hut - Store #62
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Making the customers do five sets of push ups to receive their change was not on the training video
* The 'french fry in my nose' joke at the cash registers is no longer funny
* Meet our new assistant manager in charge of troubled looks, Dorothy Bainbridge
October 10, 3:30 p.m.
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Making the customers do five sets of push ups to receive their change was not on the training video
* The 'french fry in my nose' joke at the cash registers is no longer funny
* Meet our new assistant manager in charge of troubled looks, Dorothy Bainbridge
October 10, 3:30 p.m.
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