March 11, 2009

For sale

Pet lizard

Name: Ollie
Age: 8

We had a falling out over some orange stuff on my leg. I accused him of relieving himself; he said I was "just getting old." It's time for both of us to start over.

* Co-founder of the musical group Cricket Sam and the Ollies
* Fastest 40-yard dash time: 18 seconds (June, 2007)

Reggie 555-9103

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