March 23, 2009


Fred Vanderells

Frequent contributor to Ear Hair: The Magazine; died of an apparent stapler overdose. A lifelong advocate of interracial deck sanding, Mr. Vanderells is survived by his parakeet, Sammy.

Vicky McDaniel

Lead singer for Vicky and the Mosquitoes (1942-1951). Loved mashed potatoes and collecting sideburns. Funeral services are Wednesday at 1:00 p.m., then it's off to Lindy's Fish N Chips for trivia.

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