March 24, 2009


Private investigator for hire

"Today, more than ever"

* Is your barber pocketing your old hair?
* Who's wearing your donated knee brace
* Spotting phony mustaches
* Did that pigeon give you a funny look?
* The pinching of Molly Brandenburg
* Cutest cocker spaniel in the neighborhood

Call for rates and availability
Danny 555-7182

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