June 2, 2009

Police report

Murray Cassady
Age: 38
Sandwich in pocket: 1/2 ham/cheese

May 31 - Mr. Cassady was taken into police custody for refusing to remove his inner tube in a government building.

Previous arrests:

July & August, 2006: On two separate occasions, tested positive for performance-enhancing caterpillars.

April, 2002: Arrested in a Mel's Supermart parking lot with over 300 bars of soap with intent to lather.

Cassady, Murray
BAIL: $47

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