* Get Me Out of this Washing Machine! - Season 4 (w/deleted scenes)
* Bag Boys: Sacramento
* Grandma Swap - Seasons 2 & 3* My Feet Hurt! - Season 1
$7 each
Vanessa 555-3425
December 13, 2011
For sale
Reality TV on DVD
* Get Me Out of this Washing Machine! - Season 4 (w/deleted scenes)
* My Feet Hurt! - Season 1
$7 each
Vanessa 555-3425
* Get Me Out of this Washing Machine! - Season 4 (w/deleted scenes)
* My Feet Hurt! - Season 1
$7 each
Vanessa 555-3425
December 12, 2011
Events
The Plumptin County Festival is back!
February 3-5, 2012
"byOs: bring your OWN socks."
Musical acts scheduled to appear:
* Forehead
* Peanut Butter Face
* Acorn
* The Peggy Cliff All-Stars
* Behind the Refrigerator
Special events:
- Staple things to Lyle Peterson booth
- Coleslaw dunk tank
- Goldfish marriage ceremonies
- Penny-eating contest
Food:
* Yes
For tickets call the Plumptin County Fairgrounds - 555-6673
February 3-5, 2012
"byOs: bring your OWN socks."
Musical acts scheduled to appear:
* Forehead
* Peanut Butter Face
* Acorn
* The Peggy Cliff All-Stars
* Behind the Refrigerator
Special events:
- Staple things to Lyle Peterson booth
- Coleslaw dunk tank
- Goldfish marriage ceremonies
- Penny-eating contest
Food:
* Yes
For tickets call the Plumptin County Fairgrounds - 555-6673
December 11, 2011
Services
Door-to-door door salesman
"Get the door, it's a door."
* Also available for sale:
- Other door-to-door door salesmen
- Copies of the best-selling book The Idiot's Guide To Knocking
- Lettuce doors
* I also starred in the hit play Door Bell Ring of a Salesman (Fall, 1991)
Pete 555-5733
"Get the door, it's a door."
* Also available for sale:
- Other door-to-door door salesmen
- Copies of the best-selling book The Idiot's Guide To Knocking
- Lettuce doors
* I also starred in the hit play Door Bell Ring of a Salesman (Fall, 1991)
Pete 555-5733
December 10, 2011
For rent
Sock
* White
* One hole (right big toe if worn correctly)
* Starred in the award-winning play adaptation of the 2009 film Things We Lost In The Potato Salad
$1.50/hour
Bernie 555-9117
* White
* One hole (right big toe if worn correctly)
* Starred in the award-winning play adaptation of the 2009 film Things We Lost In The Potato Salad
$1.50/hour
Bernie 555-9117
December 9, 2011
Meetings
Kaynesport Carolers
Emergency Meeting
On the agenda:
- "All I want removed for Christmas is my ex-husband's two front teeth" has been added to the set list
- There isn't a 13th day of Christmas for wine coolers
December 10, 9:00 a.m. at headquarters
Emergency Meeting
On the agenda:
- "All I want removed for Christmas is my ex-husband's two front teeth" has been added to the set list
- There isn't a 13th day of Christmas for wine coolers
December 10, 9:00 a.m. at headquarters
December 8, 2011
Casting call
Feathers Playhouse is looking for actors and actresses to audition for the following roles in the upcoming play Desk Chair on the Roof
* Half-ear Earl
* Sawdust salesman Ronnie Clyde
* Sylvester the talking toothbrush of wisdom
* Lettuce Boy/Lettuce boy alter-ego Peyton Jones
* Sneezes the Clown
* Evil Janice
* Security guard, mud pit 3
* Beverly the break dancing zucchini
** We're also looking for actors to play the parts of David and Goliath, but in hippo costumes **
Auditions are December 11 from 10:00 a.m. until 4:00 p.m. at Feathers Playhouse - 414 Ebeneezer Crossing, East Plumptin
* Half-ear Earl
* Sawdust salesman Ronnie Clyde
* Sylvester the talking toothbrush of wisdom
* Lettuce Boy/Lettuce boy alter-ego Peyton Jones
* Sneezes the Clown
* Evil Janice
* Security guard, mud pit 3
* Beverly the break dancing zucchini
** We're also looking for actors to play the parts of David and Goliath, but in hippo costumes **
Auditions are December 11 from 10:00 a.m. until 4:00 p.m. at Feathers Playhouse - 414 Ebeneezer Crossing, East Plumptin
December 7, 2011
Personal ads
MEN SEEKING WOMEN
SBM, age 32. I've got my ex-wife's name tattooed on my right arm. Her name is Bobby.
Looking for a woman, or man, named Bobby.
Charles box 40029
Former toupee model with the heart of a goldfish.
Marty box 20007
WOMEN SEEKING MEN
I've had several relationships end near the women's restroom at Bert's Buffet.
Looking for a man who doesn't work at Bert's Buffet.
Claire box 88117
Let's get together and start a family (of otters).
Vanessa box 90906
I need a ride to the hair salon.
Deidra box 66700
OTHER
Single, brown chocolate bar, Melting.
Randy box 51556
SBM, age 32. I've got my ex-wife's name tattooed on my right arm. Her name is Bobby.
Looking for a woman, or man, named Bobby.
Charles box 40029
Former toupee model with the heart of a goldfish.
Marty box 20007
WOMEN SEEKING MEN
I've had several relationships end near the women's restroom at Bert's Buffet.
Looking for a man who doesn't work at Bert's Buffet.
Claire box 88117
Let's get together and start a family (of otters).
Vanessa box 90906
I need a ride to the hair salon.
Deidra box 66700
OTHER
Single, brown chocolate bar, Melting.
Randy box 51556
December 6, 2011
Public Service Announcement
Help prevent young bread rolls from turning to a life on the streets.
Call 555-5051 to find out how you can help
December 5, 2011
Apartment for rent
1/3 STUDIO
1 BATHROOM MIRROR
1/2 SINK
* Three eggs in refrigerator free with rental agreement
* Toilet removed August, 2011
* Apartment used in the filming of the 2008 documentary Here Comes The Exterminator
$105/month
Reggie 555-7363
December 4, 2011
Announcements
Kaynesport Chamber of Commerce
Prop bills to be voted on December 5
83 - Legality of deodorant on toast
106 - Separate but equal: living room furniture
180 - Wearing a poncho into the shower
247 - Eliminate the letter R from all restaurant menus
260 - Ban same-sex Christmas caroling
Kaynesport Chamber of Commerce - 425 Lyle Sherwood Lane, downtown
Prop bills to be voted on December 5
83 - Legality of deodorant on toast
106 - Separate but equal: living room furniture
180 - Wearing a poncho into the shower
247 - Eliminate the letter R from all restaurant menus
260 - Ban same-sex Christmas caroling
Kaynesport Chamber of Commerce - 425 Lyle Sherwood Lane, downtown
December 3, 2011
Personal ad
SGK, age 1. Looking for a companion; doesn't necessarily have to be a member of the grasshopper family, but must be cone-headed.
* Have my own place in a luxurious, downtown thicket
* Member of the acapella group Treble Cliffs
Cliff box 10277
For sale
Sneaker
* Left-footed
* Appeared in the filming of the reality TV show Grocery Store Manager Wives
$4
Bernie 555-9117
* Left-footed
* Appeared in the filming of the reality TV show Grocery Store Manager Wives
$4
Bernie 555-9117
December 2, 2011
December 1, 2011
Meetings
Friends of Mitch Richley
December meeting
Items to discuss:
* Who is driving Mitch's mother Harriet to her lip waxing January 3?
* Day of Many Mitches '12 Q&A
* FMR Flashback: February 11, 2008, the day we met Rich Mitchley
December 7, 6:00 p.m. at Trevor's house
December meeting
Items to discuss:
* Who is driving Mitch's mother Harriet to her lip waxing January 3?
* Day of Many Mitches '12 Q&A
* FMR Flashback: February 11, 2008, the day we met Rich Mitchley
December 7, 6:00 p.m. at Trevor's house
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